No period for spring break; use this wisely.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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