In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
