i think my tv is drunk
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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