I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
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