Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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