she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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