YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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