my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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