He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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