Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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