My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Randomize
