i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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