You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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