Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
Randomize
