Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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