Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
There's a naked man in my car right now.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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