I hope mine doesn't look like that
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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