so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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