butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
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