oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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