nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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