Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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