I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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