Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Randomize
