She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize