I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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