don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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