So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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