Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
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