It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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