The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Success! We fucked roommates!
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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