Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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