haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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