We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Everyone says I win the strip club
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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