kristin has been a bad kristin
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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