Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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