yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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