what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Still dying that you shit outside
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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