no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
That accounts for only three of the penises
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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