it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
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