I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
is this the sara with the beer cane?
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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