Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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