When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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