And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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