kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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