We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Randomize
