So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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