You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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