check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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