You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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