Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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