I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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