just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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