Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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