so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Watching her eat just hurts me
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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