unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Randomize
