Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
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