Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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