she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
I'm passing your future prison.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Randomize
