wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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