The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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