How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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