hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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