I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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