This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Randomize
